For Investors
Acquiring boring businesses.
Building compounding value.
What We Do
We Find, Fund & Grow companies.
One repeatable engine, three parts — from first signal to management-led growth.
Find
We find companies that are off-market — sourced by our AI agent Steve and our broker network.
Fund
We invest our own capital alongside our investors, together with our banking partners.
Grow
We hold our companies long, developing custom software and modern marketing & sales systems that enable growth.
Our Portfolio
Two acquisitions in. More on the way.
Not a thesis — a trajectory already underway.
Industrial laundry for elderly care and hotels, plus consumer dry cleaning — Turku region, acquired January 2026.
58 yrs
in business
7
team size
~€490K
revenue
20%+
margin
Deal 2
Closing Q4 2026
Deal 3
Closing Q2 2027
The Team
Why this team builds the boring business portfolio.
This isn't our first rodeo. Between us, we've built over 10 companies combined, with building several from 0 to 1, and over to €8M ARR, and done business across borders, not just within one market. We've also run a marketing agency, so commercial operations and modern sales and marketing aren't theoretical for us; we've sold this way ourselves. Add a PhD in Mathematics and degrees from Stanford and Hanken, plus hands-on AI and full-stack engineering experience, and you get a team that builds its own hyper custom software instead of hiring around it. The result: the portfolio scales without the headcount scaling with it.
Join us if you love seeing SMEs grow.
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